~ All’s fair in love and fertility
~ Feed a cold. Starve a polyp.
~ Enough is enough; unless you’re a Duggar
~ Bad news travels fast on TTC Chat boards
~ A sperm in time saves nine
~ There but for the grace of God, go I… and another pregnant woman with a stroller
~ Behind every great man there’s a great sperm count
~ All work and bad morphology makes Jack a dull boy
~ An infertile and her money are soon parted
~ To err is human; to fertilize divine
~ Don’t bite the hand that inseminates you
~ You can lead a sperm to an egg, but you can’t make it fertilize
~ Implantation speaks louder than words
~ Infertiles of a feather flock together
~ Better never than late
~ It ain’t over till the fat lady gets a big fat positive
~ Hell hath no fury like an infertile scorned
~ Every sonogram tells a story
~ Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we may conceive
~ If at first you don’t succeed, f*ck, f*ck again
haha, thanks for these!
Holy COW, thanks for the laugh. I needed it today! I just started Clomid again, and I am feeling pretty down (and angry. And weepy. And some screwed up combination.)
Favorite = You can lead a sperm to an egg, but you can't make it fertilize. LOLOLOL
thanks for making me giggle 🙂
Too funny…the last one is my fav!
I love them! Especially the one about don't bite the hand that inseminates you! How often I nearly do it every month!
LOVE it!
Funny and hey they do make sense.
🙂
LMAO. I have to repost this. Absolutely fabulous!
haha, i like the last one the best! 😉
ha ha hA! I was trying to decide which one I like best but they are all brilliant! I love it when infertility makes us laugh, doesn't happen very often so thanks!!!
~ Enough is enough; unless you're a Duggar
Very cute – thanks for the laugh.
I love the "Infertile and her Money are Soon Parted." Thanks for the laugh.
Very funny!! Thanks for sharing,
My favorite: ~ If at first you don't succeed, f*ck, f*ck again
Happy ICLW
#100
I cannot tell you how much I love this post. I really needed this today!!!
Happy ICLW!
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Hahahaha…these are fabulous.
oh they are hysterical. Love it. Have always hated "proverbs". You made them better 🙂
My favorite" You can lead a sperm to an egg, but you can't make it fertilize" HA! Love these!
Omg, seriously? Best. Post. Ever! Thanks for making me smile! I can't wait to read more of your blog!
-Amber, ICLW #124
This is so funny! But my favourite is "Don't bite the hand that inseminates you"…if you could just SEE the image in my head you'd be splitting your sides too! xxx
LOL. Those were just wonderful. Thanks!! ICLW
Ha, thanks. Happy ICLW.
I love these! Thanks for the good laugh!
~ It ain't over till the fat lady gets a big fat positive
~ Hell hath no fury like an infertile scorned
Have you been inside my head or something?
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Those are great! One of the best things through IF is to keep your sense of humor and these proverbs certainly help 🙂
ICLW
Hilarious! Every woman needs a good sense of humor to survive it all 😉
Thanks for the laughs.
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Wow- amazing post! I love the last one!
This made me giggle!
ICLW!
Love it! My favorite: An infertile and her money are soon parted (I feel the truth is this so much these days)
ICLW
'Hell hath no fury like an infertile scorned'
I shall use this time and time again! OMGoodness, I LOVE this post!!! Thank you for the laughs today! Awesomeness!
iclw#41
haha – too cute, I love them!
ICLW #115
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that was absolutely brillant!!
thank you so much for making me laugh
Made me smile!
ICLW #49
Very clever!
ICLW #95
LOL. Had a nice laugh. Happy ICLW!!
Thanks for the laugh! I needed it.
ICLW
This is absolutely hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
Hello from ICLW. OMG. These were great. So clever! And the last is my fave.
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