Better the doctor you know than the doctor you don’t
Blood is thicker than cervical mucus
Count your follicles
Don’t look a uterine polyp in the mouth
Don’t put all your eggs in one IVF
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, fertile and wise
Every infertile has her day
Every ovary has a silver lining
Flattery will get you free injectables
He who hesitates misses the ovulation window
If the sperm won’t come to the ovary, then the ovary must go to the mountain
If you can’t stand the hot flashes, stop taking hormones
Implantation begins at home
It takes two to procreate
It’s never too late to get a BFP
Variety is the spice of your sex life
It’s no use crying over spilt cervical mucus
It’s the early bird that catches the egg
Keep your cervix up
Laugh and the world laughs with you, pee on a stick and you pee alone
And for those of you who missed TTC Proverbs Part 1 and 2, they can be found here: http://the2weekwait.blogspot.com/2010/09/trying-to-conceive-tailored-proverbs.html and here: http://the2weekwait.blogspot.com/2010/10/seize-egg-trying-to-conceive-proverbs.html.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, pee on a stick and you pee alone
My fav!
I adore these 🙂 I always look forward to these posts for a laugh and a smile. Thank you!
Fantastic 🙂
He who hesitates misses the ovulation window. love it! 🙂
LMAO! "It's no use crying over spilt cervical mucus" Ew!!! But, in reality, sometimes when I see the EWCM I think "Get back in there! I need you to do your job!"
I like the ovary going to the mountain! 🙂
Thought I might offer a "revision" to one of the proverbs…
"It takes a village to procreate"
Classic! Only those hit by ttc will get your humour, I love it! Especially the cm being spilt. I used to freak when I didn't see it, but maybe that's better than spilling it!! Cheers!
love it!!!
Genius! Very, very funny