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Trying to Conceive Tailored Proverbs – Part 1

~ All’s fair in love and fertility

 ~ Feed a cold. Starve a polyp.

 ~ Enough is enough; unless you’re a Duggar

 ~ Bad news travels fast on TTC Chat boards

 ~ A sperm in time saves nine

 ~ There but for the grace of God, go I… and another pregnant woman with a stroller

 ~ Behind every great man there’s a great sperm count

 ~ All work and bad morphology makes Jack a dull boy

~ An infertile and her money are soon parted

 ~ To err is human; to fertilize divine

 ~ Don’t bite the hand that inseminates you

 ~ You can lead a sperm to an egg, but you can’t make it fertilize

 ~ Implantation speaks louder than words

~ Infertiles of a feather flock together

~ Better never than late

 ~ It ain’t over till the fat lady gets a big fat positive

 ~ Hell hath no fury like an infertile scorned

 ~ Every sonogram tells a story

 ~ Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we may conceive

 ~ If at first you don’t succeed, f*ck, f*ck again

38 thoughts on “Trying to Conceive Tailored Proverbs – Part 1”

  1. ha ha hA! I was trying to decide which one I like best but they are all brilliant! I love it when infertility makes us laugh, doesn't happen very often so thanks!!!

  2. This is so funny! But my favourite is "Don't bite the hand that inseminates you"…if you could just SEE the image in my head you'd be splitting your sides too! xxx

  3. I love these! Thanks for the good laugh!

    ~ It ain't over till the fat lady gets a big fat positive

    ~ Hell hath no fury like an infertile scorned

    Have you been inside my head or something?

    Happy ICLW!
    (#54)

  4. 'Hell hath no fury like an infertile scorned'

    I shall use this time and time again! OMGoodness, I LOVE this post!!! Thank you for the laughs today! Awesomeness!

    iclw#41

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